A spoonmonger is a fucking dumpcunt that doesn't even know the difference between a chair and the number 3. He or she is such a fucking mong that they don't deserve pleasure.
Ryan Morris: "That lachlan kid is such a fucking spoonmonger"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
Jed Gauci: "Yeah, ever since he stuck a pencil in his fucking nose the dumbass"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 22, 2019
Get the SpoonMonger mug.Cute exclamation or way of saying hello to any tiny, little, soooo not threatening, sprinting little spidery guy.
First used watching my ex play League of Legends... one of the characters jumps around screen in this jumpy little spidery manner causing me each time to excitedly squeal “spooder! spooder! spooder! spooder!”
Best announced in a quick, low voice whilst doing a little jig
First used watching my ex play League of Legends... one of the characters jumps around screen in this jumpy little spidery manner causing me each time to excitedly squeal “spooder! spooder! spooder! spooder!”
Best announced in a quick, low voice whilst doing a little jig
*watches someone playing League of Legends when such character appears and alerts the player of the spoofers presence
“Spooder, spooder, spooder, spooder!!”
Also can be used when disturbing a spider IRL to happily say hello while he’s on his merry way
“Spooder, spooder, spooder, spooder!!”
Also can be used when disturbing a spider IRL to happily say hello while he’s on his merry way
by zombitini September 20, 2020
Get the Spooder mug.Spooning someone resulting in a deeper connection either physically, or emotionally. Physically, this may encompass the beginnings of dry humping, but is basically like trying to go into the foetal position while clutching said partner. Emotionally, a sense of warmth will manifest itself due to affection or contentedness.
"Rainn Wilson is so good on The Office it is like he is deep spooning my soul"
"They deep spooned so eagerly he injured himself on his zipper"
"They deep spooned so eagerly he injured himself on his zipper"
by bigtuna13 May 3, 2009
Get the Deep Spoon mug.to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 6, 2010
Get the silent spoon mug.When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.
by *lovestosnuggle* October 10, 2016
Get the small spoon syndrome mug.by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the spoonerism mug.Quote from The Matrix, stating that the spoon Neo holds in his hand is not real, along with everything around him. Because of this, he learns how to manipulate it with his mind.
When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.
When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.
by 8-Bitty April 17, 2004
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