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Sloke

-A shorter version of slow poke for when you see a fatass or somebody really slow
-A mix of a sloth and a slow poke; a slow moving person who needs to exercise more
I was running with my fat friend Dave and he was being a classic sloke, he couldn't even finish the first mile.
by Orange is the new black 2017 January 19, 2017
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Sloke

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.
Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.
by lauracide January 8, 2011
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Sfopen

A sfopen is another word for a large penis. It mainly refers to the act of slapping ones face with said "Sfopen"
Jeffery! That small child doesn't need a face full of your sfopen!
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Slone

Tristan you always talking SLONE bru
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nevaeh slone

the most beautiful human on earth with the best personality, best looking, amazing, generous,fun,funny,best friend anyone could ever have. i love her so so so so muchhh. <3 please know that i will never forget about you, and please never forget about me. -alexis merritt :)
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Sloe Daddy

The processing speed for reading and responding to e mail on Go Daddy.
I know you sent me an e mail. I'm still waiting for it to load. My Go Daddy needs Viagra. He's a Sloe Daddy.
by The Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009
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Scope

Thats enough, takin it too far.
by JO1995 January 30, 2010
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