slodge

Verb - To perform a menial or undesirable task with little hope of a positive outcome.

Noun - A amorphous gray porridge-like substance.

Verb - "Man, I slodged through that multidimensional astroquantum multivariable chemistry assignment last night, I'm really tired.

Noun - "That food in the dining hall looked like slodge, I'm still not sure what I ate."

by slackwarelinuxuser December 6, 2007

hood slide

see bo-duke it...basically means jumping into a car by unconventional means, i.e. over the side of the door or the back (only possible in a jeep, convertible, pick-up truck, or similar vehicle).

"When a mountain of a man with a 'born to kill' tattoo
Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth
We ran outside, hood sliding like Bo Duke
What was I thinking?"
-Dierks Bentley ("What Was I Thinking?")

by Nick D October 1, 2003

electric slide

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.

Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.

by The Sclitch March 19, 2007

Mud slide

After intense anal sex let your dick go limp, then have your partner poop, forcing your flaccid penis out with the poop in one giant mud slide.

Dude, she gave me such an intense mud slide last night.

by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012

golden slide

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.

I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

Slide down the dinosaur

When a woman wants to have intimate relations with an older man, especially when that man is a cuckolded husband or otherwise less-than-capable partner. Also could be an old, trusty dildo that's well-used.

She was bored with her household chores, so instead chose to slide down the dinosaur.

by biatch'ho August 20, 2009

Hook 'n' Slide

to fish hook a woman's mouth with two fingers on each hand and continue to insert penis into the butt hole and move arms back and forth so that the sliding motion takes place.

I just hook 'n' slid your mom

How would you like to.... HOOK 'N' SLIDE!

by Whiteboy1080 October 3, 2010