Jose Sarduy

A wonderful DryBar comedian from Cuba. In the United States Air Force (probably in the reserves) look him up he's funny ;-) He's also appropriate for children as all DryBar comedians are.

Jose Sarduy is great.

Have a good time laughing if you decide to look him up 😊

by Someonesoleavemealone December 5, 2022

Jeans Sardine

A woman’s vagina that is on the stink

She loves to munch on the jeans sardine

by Penfold mole November 5, 2023

Jeans Sardine

A vagina that is smelly

She is partial to the jeans sardine

by Penfold mole November 5, 2023

aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 12, 2024

Rush Shard

A mantra modifier that increases mantra speed and increases distance.

He put a Rush Shard on his mantra.

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

racing sardine

Skinny fucker.

He used to look like a beached whale, but now he looks like a racing sardine.

by ritederoli June 16, 2024

Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025