7-11 Shower

The act of washing your penis (genitals) in a restroom sink after having sex, in an effort to hide the fact you cheated before you go home.

"My wife will be waiting up for me, I better grab a 7-11 shower so she doesn't find out what I was up to."

by Player3597 March 17, 2010

shower

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on

by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005

mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 10, 2008

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005

clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

by dan and george June 30, 2011

Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.

I can't wait until the champagne showers later

by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004