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Jewish Pressure Washer

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph
Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis
by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019
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Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
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fluid pressure

physical force exerted by the weight force of a liquid
eg: the pressure when a container has a hole in the bottom the fluid pressure forces it out.
by skollie June 20, 2021
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press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.
"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever
by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021
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high pressure sodium

Look at the roadster is has a high pressure sodium bulb in it
by Miner_pigeon November 19, 2021
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Straight Pressure

When Something or someone is "the shit" or going hard 24 hours seven days a week
Yo that fit you got on straight pressure
Kevin harts jokes straight pressure
by StraightPressure.com October 1, 2022
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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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