Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.

"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."

by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009

digital molestation

noun- poking on facebook

Kathleen and Jessica constantly digitally molest me.

To digitally molest is the verb form of digital molestation.

by smartperson123456789101112 May 14, 2011

Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

dirty molester

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.

Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!

by Crustyhand November 15, 2019

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018

MOLESTER FACE

A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!

I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store

by Jimmy n. Buddah November 24, 2006

modester

A person who plays cs Counter-Strike and thinks there good just because they are in mode

oooo look its "Danny Cooper" the modester

by [ NF | DTR ] March 23, 2003