Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

Londen

An absolute whore. Will stab you in the back no matter how good you are to her. Will always find a way to fuck up everything she comes near and is sure to hurt anyone that comes into her life. Additionally she is the biggest whore available. She may be smart but thats the only thing she has going for her, and one could argue she uses that intelligence in order to cause more harm to others. In conclusion an absolute bitchass that repulses everyone she comes in contact with.

That girls been passed around so many times she's starting to become a londen.

by the speaker of fak February 3, 2019

Locked and Loaded

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

by Justin Devine November 13, 2007

loiter

while engaging in sexual intercourse, to leave ones penis inside the female's vagina after ejaculation.

Friend 1: I loitered your mom last night
Friend 2: Thats awesome

by Shawn(JEW) April 11, 2008

Lorde

The difference between your opinion and Lorde is that people actually listen to Lorde

"I think..."
"Shut up I'm listening to Lorde"

by lordethequeen September 17, 2014

loaded

1. Put into or filled, past tense. As in cargo, luggage, etc.

2. High, Drunk or on drugs. Wasted.

1. The truck is loaded, let's go.

2. Tonight we get loaded and find us some...

by Phaedrus August 29, 2004

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by MMM August 30, 2004