Krager is a delusional pedophile that thinks he is smart but is actually a fuckjng retard.
They fuck children and then act like a surprised victim when they get arrested.
You normally find them cruising skate parks or with their skinny little packers exposed trying to lure some little boy into an abandoned pool like Pennywise in the sewer. Snce the sewer is where their mother used to feed, look for it's mates and usually give birth to the baby kragers that is where they feel most comfortable.
If they do trick someone into fucking them best bet whichever hole he is allowed to stick his pathetic dick in willl forever smell like a septic tank for life.
They fuck children and then act like a surprised victim when they get arrested.
You normally find them cruising skate parks or with their skinny little packers exposed trying to lure some little boy into an abandoned pool like Pennywise in the sewer. Snce the sewer is where their mother used to feed, look for it's mates and usually give birth to the baby kragers that is where they feel most comfortable.
If they do trick someone into fucking them best bet whichever hole he is allowed to stick his pathetic dick in willl forever smell like a septic tank for life.
Mar K "Did you hear Michael got lured into an abandon pool by a krager?
Carriecunt "I did - he told him everything sucks down here then lost his teaching credentials for life and became a registered sex offender."
Mar K "Those kragers sure are dumb with pathetic little pp's"
Carriecunt "I did - he told him everything sucks down here then lost his teaching credentials for life and became a registered sex offender."
Mar K "Those kragers sure are dumb with pathetic little pp's"
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Get the Kramering mug.Plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging.
Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."
May be a component of crapnel.
Derived from television cooking personality Jaques Pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pronounces by virtue of French liaison as "plastee-krap."
May be a component of crapnel.
Don't buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we'll have to shell out $20 for that special doohickey that cuts it out of its plasti-krap.
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I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.
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I heard that Tina wraps school lunches in so much plasti-krap that her preschoolers have already started puberty.
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Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
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