Jared

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

by spankyanky ham April 24, 2008

Jareah

A wild chick, spontaneous, barbie doll like, will flash on a nigga if he talks to her wrong. Hottest thing out there, You wanna Watch your mouth or she'll bitch slap yo ass. Model statues chick.

Thats a Jareah right there, shhh before she hears you.

by Alram June 17, 2011

Jarebear

When someone fucks up big time or bush leagues big time. One calls it a jerbear. Also when you slur your words not-on-purpose and have the coordination of a drunk Tomasso Martino. A common way to be called a jarebear is to rub your nutless nutsack on your mothers chest then fall down 20 flights of stairs repeatedly in hopes of saving your life that obviously has been in the crapper since you were born. If you are commonly made fun of because you lack the abillity to remember 3 simple digits to your locker combination and your handed a key instead(which you end up losing), and you insist on trying to tie the velcros on your shoes in hopes of fitting it, then you might be a jarebear.

Kid:"Hey you, Jarebear wanna make out"

Accused Jarebear: "Ew no, you must be a cubs fan"
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Kid: "JAREBEAR"
Accused Jarebear: you fwaann flight?, <trips and breaks his glasses"
Accused Jarebear: AHH, I CAN SHEE without my GLASSHES.

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A Jarebear: HEY COACH PETERS, LOL i bet i can beat you in bashketball.

C.P: Jerry, did your crap your pants again, i cant take you anywhere, you embarrass yourself.

by O W e N K r A mE r <3 LAWLZ January 8, 2009

jared

A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.

Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.

by Stuhna September 28, 2010

jardel

A girl that many guys are obsessed with. How can you not be?!

Man Jardel got it going on tonight. I have some sodomy cakes for her...

by dad April 26, 2003

janses

A slang term, used only when one is high on drugs and cannot remember wht they were saying.* sorta like yadda yadda only this was made up by a stoned dj back in 97

I was at the janses and shit and got janses and yo...it's the janses yo.

by A friend of a friend. September 14, 2003

Jared Conner

The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3

"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied

by Lovetheworld October 18, 2012