Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?
I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.
by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018
I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.
by btedstrom May 26, 2007
To add a "Like" to one of your own posts on Facebook, Youtube or similar. Only people with a superior godlike self-esteem can pull this off without feeling embarassed.
A: Hey, Dave just self-liked his post. What a loser!
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.
B: Nah, you are a loser. He's just bad-ass and doesn't give shit about what you think.
by davidfish December 10, 2016
"Where's Susan? This Monopoly game isn't gonna play by itself"
"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"
"Ummmm, I think she went to the bathroom for a little self worship"
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
by noGoodNate September 20, 2018
Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.
by True_Lust July 23, 2019
by Monkeyboy1975 September 10, 2010