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thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days
She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
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hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game
my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6
by retartar232 December 30, 2023
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Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant
I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.
by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025
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hamster

a small animal made of ham
my hamster looks like a pig
by burstinghi February 28, 2019
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salty hamster

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.
by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017
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greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity
Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster
by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017
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The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.
by Dannielio April 21, 2007
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