thirsty hamster

The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days

She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)

by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024

hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game

my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6

by retartar232 December 30, 2023

Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

hamster

a small animal made of ham

my hamster looks like a pig

by burstinghi February 28, 2019

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007