Foot Mouth

to unwillingly insert as much of your foot into your partners mouth during hot booty sex

Craig, get you smelly, cheesy, son of a bitch of a foot out of my mouth mumbles natalie with a mouth full of foot

by craig June 23, 2004

foot porn

when your foot looks so much like a sweaty ass that people jerk off to you putting your toe jam all over it

fuck me with that foot porn

by Malook the asian May 22, 2017

Foot in lard

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

by .:jaxXx July 11, 2009

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

foot vagina

the space in inbetween ur middle and left toe on your foot.

"Dude U got a nice foot vagina, u do to my man"

"Shit! I have sand in my Foot vagina"

"youve got a sandy foot vagina"

by Steven Thomas Harvey June 3, 2006

foot juice

liquid condiment used on fried fish planks at establishments such as Captain Foot or LJ Foot.

Yo Snizz, gimme some of that foot juice so that I may get footed up with some lego fish. BOOYAH!

by Jonny B. Gorf October 20, 2003

foot mitten

Rather like a pair of gloves/mittens however for the feet, foot mittens is a common term now used for socks :P.

" oh mum buy me some new foot mittens"...

"ey?!"

"socks mum socks!"

by pandurtle December 13, 2009