apostro-fail

-n- an incident involving the incorrect usage of an apostrophe. Normally occurs when confusing the possessive and contractual form of "its/it's."

Bond: Making fun of 90s pop culture items has become it's own internet meme.

G$: evidently, so has the apostro-fail

by TJO April 10, 2009

meta fail

The failure to properly describe an act of failure. Meta-failure cannot be 'failure to fail', because this implies that the act in question is a success. Likewise, attempts to define 'meta fail' as a level of failure above 'epic fail' make a category mistake: both 'failure' and 'meta failure' are nouns to which the adjective 'epic' could be applied.

The previous two definitions of 'meta fail' in this article.

by pedanticb October 1, 2010

Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%

Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.

by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010

First-class fail

A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.

If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".

How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail

by K.C.J. May 3, 2010

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.

The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.

by FengCao August 4, 2009

Swedish fail

An un-successful and often ridiculous attempt to use Swedish vernacular in American culture.

Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!

by rexted April 17, 2014