Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024

Deskured

To superimpose a picture of you penis onto a photo.

Fuck, he deskured his cock onto that dead strippers chest.

by Denver O'Tool June 16, 2024

deskibiditoiletification

skibidi toilet is mid i hate go away pls

I support deskibiditoiletification

by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥺🥺😨😨 July 4, 2024

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

Desky

Anytime you eat a meal at your work desk this does not include snacks.

I was so busy today I had to do a Desky

Alan had a Desky today because I said I’d fire him if he didn’t get his work done

by Patrick John May 13, 2025

Desktop

When someone uses the FiveM cheat “Gosht” but tries to act like they’re legit by instantly tabbing out or closing stuff on their desktop the moment they get screen-checked. Basically the textbook move of a cheater that swears they’re clean but still shaky.

Im Desktoping Cheating Gosht With No Bypass!

by Teeskii August 15, 2025

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020