G-DILF

NOT to be confused with GDILF.

G-Dragon I'd Like to Fuck

Wow isn't he mr. unapproachable from way back when?

Yeah, but he's still hot af, he's my G-DILF.

by Toomuchtimeonmyfeet September 24, 2021

grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.

“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”

by sesal March 17, 2022

aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way

1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf

by thornsystem August 12, 2022

Dainty DILF

A dad-type middle-aged man that was once a twink and still acts like it.

Matt is so hot! I want to rail that dainty DILF!

by honeybro414 February 27, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Sparkle DILF

A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.

"My pansexual father is a Sparkle DILF."

by Eris Silver May 25, 2024

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021