Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

the dirty bobby corley

A slightly awkward boy who learned to jack off from his roommate william; now venturing into the world with a new sense of self-pleasure.

"Yea, doug had to pull a bobby corley to learn how to ejaculate."

by chevy3614 March 2, 2005

Carlene

a short girl

im taller than carlene

by Lo gDotZip June 6, 2018

curlee

A two faced cunt, with bad style

“Curlees being a bitch again”

by Paxisius October 29, 2021

Toe Curler

When you reach orgasm and curl your toes whilst its happening.

webb: I nutted and couldn't help curling my toes, it was soo good - a right toe curler!

by w3bby March 31, 2020

Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

carlexic

Driving in the direction oppositely advised to you by your copilot.

Jefferson to Jessica: "take this left up here to get to grandma's."
Jessica: Turns right. "Sorry! Dammit I'm so carlexic!"

by Jwest May 19, 2014