carlexic 

Driving in the direction oppositely advised to you by your copilot.

Jefferson to Jessica: "take this left up here to get to grandma's."
Jessica: Turns right. "Sorry! Dammit I'm so carlexic!"

carlexic by Jwest May 19, 2014

Calexico 

A city in California next to the Mexican border.

We passed through Calexico on the way to my aunts house in Mexico.

Calexico by MoNkEy ! ! ! May 28, 2006

Calexico 

a most awesome band with a mix of mexican folk music and rock

"Calexico's latest cd is off the hook"

Calexico by anonymous November 2, 2004

Calexico 

A small border-town in California were the women are attention seeking whores and the men try to be the baddest fuckboys in town.

Johnny : hey jimbo lets go to calexico!

Jimbo: naw Johnny i ain't a lil bitch

Calexico by treymak95 August 5, 2016

Calexico 

Made up of two members from the equally impressive Giant Sand (plus a sometimes rotating group of others), Calexico plays music you don't hear from anyone else.
A blend of mariachi, alt country and alternative styles that makes for some very diverse music, all of which is expertly done. See tracks "Bloodflow," "Crystal Frontier (widescreen edition)" and "Crumble" for the band's range.

That Calexico is mad wack, yo.

Calexico by fish! January 12, 2006

Calexico 

A town in California where everyone is a jackass or the best Tex-mex band to ever exist. Pick one.

Daryl: hey dude, where are you from?

Dickhead Calexican: Calexico, wanna see how big my dick is because of it?
Or
Me: Stray is the best calexico song.

Calexico by anonymous January 21, 2022