Mini Cooper

Getting fisted ever so gently by a midget similar but not to be confused with the minivan. Often hard to obtain since midgets are shy but easily obtainable for the right price.

Josh:Jen and I saw you come home with a midget last night did she give you the good old mini cooper?

Jimmy: Why yes. I did receive that rare delicacy and was able to obtain the best orgasm I've ever had

Josh: So who you voting for?

Jimmy: Id appreciate it if you didn't ask a personal question like that. Im trying to tell you how I got fisted by a midget

by slippyfistfez January 26, 2014

cooper cupped

to get splashed in the face with a bucket of one's diarrhea
(also can be used as a noun:
cooper cup-a large bucket of diarrhea

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck! i got cooper cupped! that bitches got her some muddy shit!

by stinky vagina face July 30, 2004

Cooper

The gayest person ever. Who usually has a tiny penis. They are usually obnoxious

Cooper is super gay

by Brint5555556 July 8, 2017

Cooper

To be mean and/or obnoxious to people lower than yourself in the social hierarchy for nothing that they have done.

"Max: He is being a cooper."
"John: Yeah she is."
Cooper is a verb

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

ben cooper

virgin

see that ben cooper kid over there.. what a virgin

by wallace1 August 5, 2016

Cooper

to pull a runaway on a sweet g/f and sell crack and also go insane

i cant believe he pulled another cooper move on Tiffany.

by broken hearted forever February 10, 2009

croozer

One who does not have many friends but has many "friends." See homosexual or freak

Oh come on, now, noone likes a croozer!

by fwillia January 13, 2005