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anal conversion 

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.
Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
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2-point conversion 

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.
I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.

Conversion therapy 

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.
Conversion therapy by anonymous March 21, 2021

Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit 

A vehicle that has been customized to serve as a mobile place in which to have sex; a vehicle with a reputation as a sexual hotspot.
"So I said to her, "have you ever seen the backseat of a '95 LeSabre Custom?" and I took her out to the old Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit and started doing the no pants dance."

Conversationer 

A friend you casually talk to over the internet
or a friend irl who sparks up decent conversation
i just keep interesting people
or good conversationers
as codylee witnessed :)

Conversationalist 

A Conversationalist is someone who engages in conversations frequently and is an expert at it. Their speech and ways of talking is exceptional compared to others.
"You should talk to wiicked. They're amazing to talk to" "Oh yeah! I heard they're a Conversationalist"

Conversational Pipebomb 

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
Conversational Pipebomb by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022