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claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008
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candido

A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis
Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.
by Magnum ken August 24, 2017
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cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.
wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.
by lj August 20, 2003
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Candiac

The original C-Town, a small south shore (off of Montreal) suburb, bordering the famous St-Laurence River. It is simply as close to "Wisteria Lane" (Desperate Housewives) as one can get. Where the housewives on the golf are reminiscent of "The Stepford Wives" and fountains are mandatory. Yes Candiac is a beautiful place, excluding champlain park of course. There are few foreigners, and industry is abundant - there is even a Chanel perfume bottling plant. The hobo goes door to door collecting cans for recycling. And the streets are always clean.
Candiac is perfect. The town of Candiac is by far superior to the town of Chateauguay. Candiac is exit 99 off of the highway 30.
by Mike Hawk Issard June 21, 2008
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cardinal rule

In regards to friendship, the cardinal rule is never dating your friend's ex-boyfriend. When a close friend and their hunny break up, being a friend means you dont try to date, mack, get with, or hook up with the ex. Breaking this rule defiles friendship and ruins bonds and all friendly love with the rule breaker in the circle of friends.
After Max broke up with Sid, Alexis, a 'friend' of Sid, broke the cardinal rule and started dating Max less than a week after the break up. Sid and Alexis' friendship was ruined and Sid soon learned that no one gave two squirts of piss about her emotions, regardless or what was said.
by Sidoese February 5, 2009
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Candi

sweet, funny and kindest person you'll ever meet, but can also be the most evil little devil. Her beauty lights up the room and so does her booty
do you see that ray of light? oh its just candi
by blackyeezy August 22, 2016
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cadillaxing

Yo dog, Me and my homies were just cadillaxing; rolling on our free spinners, bumping our 20s.

Word.
by David Sokoloff December 7, 2003
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