4 definitions by Magnum ken

big bar

A unit of length measurement of a gifted males member during its placid state. The length being no less than 3ft in length placid.

I wouldnt want to walk around in a china shop with "big bar " it would destroy everything.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017

candido

A severe bruising of the inside of a woman's mouth preferably behind the cheeks caused by rapid recipicating of a males large penis

Dude that chick sure got one hell of a "candido" last night in her mouth. I bet she'll be hurting for days.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017

Glove box

The act of a hot woman getting finger banged by a genius electrician with extraordinary talent.

"I'm a goddam electrical genius", bitch let Papa Glove warm my hands up in your glove box so I can continue my epic crusade of electrical problem solving.

by Magnum ken January 24, 2020

glover

The act of ejaculating in a live electrical light socket while inserting a full long neck beer bottle in ones anus while watching it bubble. Specifically at company functions.

That guy sure made one hell of a "glover"lastnight , now all the lights in the office don't work.

by Magnum ken August 24, 2017