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Outback 'Claire

Also known as the Outback Eclair

To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.
Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!
by Moist towlette August 18, 2019
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Clair de la lune

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".
"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"
by Mattkopi February 17, 2023
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claire lafler

ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her
claire lafler is so mother!!

FRRRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#coquette #sexy #claireXdrewstarkey
by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024
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Claire

Literally the best person ever, so cool. And if ur seeing this DONT QUIT BAND!!!!!
Dang, Claire is so cool.
by BananaSnake69 March 14, 2023
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Claire

This woman has a massive ass crack and is a devil in the sack. She loves sweet kisses, poetry and big uncut dicks.
Dude last night Claire said she’d show me her crack.
by Alexjorgense November 26, 2021
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Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
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Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
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