closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

candy packed

A pistol loaded with cocaine.

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"

by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017

prison candy

Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.

Stop bending over for the man you piece of shit prison candy.

by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.

"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."

by bcstar80 March 16, 2008

easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise

(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...

by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007