ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.

Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.

by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014

ball snarf

The nasty smell that comes from your balls after not washing for a period of time.

I had very bad ball snarf while camping last week.

by Artcootosnarfic November 26, 2016

Ball-cramp

When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls

"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"

by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017

Ball pit

Balls deep in some vagina then she starts creaming and moaning

My boyfriend likes to ball pit he's pretty fucking great at it

by Juggernaut with the gauntlet November 30, 2018

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

ball juice

The cream contained in a man's testicles.

Give me that ball juice now!

by jack the shooter December 5, 2010