Phi Mu Alpha

An unparalled assortment of muscianly men held by a moral code surpassing that of any other greek organization. You know that when you are with a sinfonian you are with a gentleman and a man of strong moral fiber. There is a higher calling and Phi Mu Alpha has answered it.

Person 1: Hey i heard that Phi Mu Alpha was for gays!
Sinfonian: If you consider not drugging girls' drinks and treating people with respect gay then perhaps you should go pledge any other greek house.

by R&BFL July 30, 2008

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

The largest national fraternity in America, established in 1856.

What fraternity do you belong to?

Why, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, of course!!!

by jeepspotter January 31, 2008

Kappa Alpha Shh

Used in reference to a fraternity boy who secretly enjoys man-on-man action.

Kappa Alpha Shhs are hard to spot because a) in person they display classic frat boy good looks and classic, drunken frat boy behavior, and b) online, they either have no pics or a pic of them snapped at a party, beer in one hand, the other making a feeling fist, with their face cut out mask their identity.

J: Dude, these totally hot guys just moved in next door.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Damn, I hope so!

Or...

T: What's with the smile?
J: Just got some awesome head in the library basement bathroom.
T: Kappa Alpha Shh?
J: Yeah, poor guy. But man can he slob!

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

Alphabet Boy

A boy (Or transgender boy) Who thinks he knows everything; tries to teach you how to live; claims he's always right when in general he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

I say fuck your degree alphabet boy, You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry. Hence Melanie Martinez's song : Alphabet Boy

by Scenetic Queen September 21, 2015

Alpha Tau Omega

A national undergraduate college fraternity based upon leadership and character. Alpha Tau Omega builds character, ethics, and responsibility.

ATO consistently does community service events, fund raisers, and holds regional leadership conferences. Alpha Tau Omega is 100% haze free.

New chapters are required to be substance free, and the ATO national headquarters is in Indianapolis.

Man, I want want to rush Alpha Tau Omega!!!

by EtaPhi December 26, 2008

Alpha Male

A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.

A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.

by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008

Kappa Alpha Theta

Kappa Alpha Theta is the best national womens sorority. Best chapters nationally include University of Arizona, Michigan State, University of Illinois, and Arizona State. "Sassy yet classy," these are the hottest girls you will ever see up close who look like models, not porns stars. These are the girls you want to take home to your parents, and then take to the bar to show off to all your friends. They act like the ladies they are, but don't be fooled...a Theta knows how to have a good time both at a party and in the bedroom. They're sweet natured but they know they're the best...with good reason. Usually affiliated with SAE. They get good grades, but would much rather be at a frat party than the library. They rock their letters with pride, usually on multiple items at a time. They are the best dressed girls on campus with the best bodies to match. Every girl wants to be them, and every guy wants to do them.

"look at that girl...she must be a Kappa Alpha Theta."

"I hooked up with THE hottest girl last night...AND, she's a THETA!!"

by barstar29 May 17, 2007