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zook hangover

Like having a normal hangover, only it is from eating way too much food, not from drinking.
i had the worst zook hangover after the 4 plates of pasta and $50 in Carl's Jr. last night.
by nategodd October 24, 2007
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Pulling a Zoolander

when someone continues to pull the exact same face in every photograph taken of them, like the character Derek Zoolander.

Pulling a zoolander means every inch of the expression is the same in five or more photographs, similar to Vanessa Hudgens when she tries to pout.
You've pulled the same face in about 5 photographs! Stop pulling a Zoolander.
by RandomRobskii January 19, 2010
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Zookakke

A sexual act in which you will need the following animals:
An elephant, a lion, a zebra, and a llama.

The reciever of a zookakke must suck on the llama's penis while simulateously allowing the elephant to have anal sex with them while they lick the zebras vagina and allow the lion to chew on their dick.

Only one of these events have been recorded in 1934 by an Albanian munk before his untimely death in Africa on a Rhino hunt.
Does everybody know what time it is?
Judging by all of these exotic animals I would say it's ZOOKAKKE!!!!!!!!
by BronzeArmor March 20, 2008
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Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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zoola

A moment or moments of total relaxation of the body and soul almost in a sense of feeling "high".
A: Let's relax a minute here under the tree, I am exauhsted.
B: Ahhhhh... what a zoola it is ..!
by LED March 14, 2005
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ZOOFAREE

A closed agency local. Based on Zoo. Admin is called as Zoologist and member is called as Custodian. Established since 2020. The most comfortable home for many people. The safest place.
"Join Zoofaree yuk!?"
by zoofaree May 7, 2021
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zokay

1) A glorifying alternative for "okay", primarily used by nerds, gamers, and younger children who speak in internet slang. Mainly used in an exciting manner.

Similar to: ZOMG, pwned, n00b, etc.
ZOKAY!
by slithery_feather November 21, 2010
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