zhouxtina

1. any asian sex machine with a good sense of humor
2. any asian bitch

1. megan fox can't compare to a zhouxtina
2. zhouxtina is one fuckin bitch, she won't lemme eat her rice.

by stooph August 31, 2009

elynn zhou

elynn is a beautiful, caring, sweet girl who loves to hide secrets. she can be manipulative and overbearing but she is someone you will love and care for. Boys love to stare at elynn and wonder when or where to ask her out. Her smile is cheeky and a bit of touch up. her skin is smooth and soft and elynn is her own girl. she ain't a soft girl or vsco girl or e'girl. she is elynn- girl. You will also find elynn mean sometimes to her sisters. She treats them nicely when she feels like it and sometimes she can be caught off guard. This gal loves to gossip and will be nothing but the middle of the gossip. This pretty face she has isn't just all. Her brain is full with braincells and she moves gracefully, (especially when playing netball). This girl is one of your best friends but don't trust her too easily, as she doesn't trust you too easily.
Girl 1: OMG! Elynn's here! I wish I could be like her...
Girl 2: NO! She was so rude to me in biology and said that my artwork looked bad.

Girl 1: Well she speaks the truth(whispers silently)

Boy 1: Her hair is so nice I wanna rub my hands over it.
Boy 2: The shimmering gloss seems all over my body.
Boy 3: I wanna smother my body over hers

Elynn: *hair flip*

Girl 1: OMG! Elynn's here! I wish I could be like her...
Girl 2: NO! She was so rude to me in biology and said that my artwork looked bad.

Girl 1: Well she speaks the truth(whispers silently)

Boy 1: Her hair is so nice I wanna rub my hands over it.
Boy 2: The shimmering gloss seems all over my body.
Boy 3: I wanna smother my body over hers

elynn zhou: *hair flip*

by #eeyore November 27, 2020

Ke Zhou Qiu Jian

People use this to ridicule those who are stubborn and cannot adapt. Things in the world are always changing. So when we face some problems, we have to think this problem may require new solutions

In responding to various circumstances, we must not "Ke Zhou Qiu Jian", not knowing how to adapt.

by xiAO007 July 13, 2021

Zhurp

Colloquial term used by inner city youth to refer to the act of smoking a phat spliff, usally filled with high quality herbals.

Me and my boys decided to go zhurp in the shade since the weather was so hot.

by Soufpaw April 30, 2003

zhouyu

An act one pays for from a hooker. The hooker defecates on the clients chest, and the client is known as "Zhouyu."

A hooker defecates on a clients chest for money. The name was thought to have been modeled after a man named Zhouyu who would only pay for this one act. Other origins are unknown.

by Ristana January 25, 2008

Zohour

It’s a type of girl that doesn’t care about herself and about lifejust care about his/her loved one

This girl is such a zohour

by Sabrina.nahi September 9, 2018

zhoubin syndrome

a failure occurring in the Upper Motor Neurons in the motor cortex of the brain resulting in uncontrollable spasms on the effector muscle

While John was preoccupied with a personal activity, he unknowingly encountered zhoubin syndrome preventing him from finishing the task at hand and resulting in a loud cry for help.

by sayeed February 14, 2012