An insignificant group of islands in the South Pacific inhabited by 55 million sheep, 4.5 million of which think they are human.
American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
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Get the New Zealand mug.A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!
Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
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Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
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