Australia

Australia: Home of the british convicts
Population: 20.5 million
Culture: none

tourist: whats this place called?
Australia: its a Ozstrayleeya maaaatee!
tourist: well it sucks

by Can'tHelpYourself December 09, 2008

New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

by Can'tHelpYourself December 09, 2008