Definitions by Can'tHelpYourself

New Zealand 

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

New Zealand by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008

Australia 

Australia: Home of the british convicts
Population: 20.5 million
Culture: none

tourist: whats this place called?
Australia: its a Ozstrayleeya maaaatee!
tourist: well it sucks

Australia by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008