New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people
tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing
by Can'tHelpYourself December 06, 2006
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Australia

Australia: Home of the british convicts
Population: 20.5 million
Culture: none
tourist: whats this place called?
Australia: its a Ozstrayleeya maaaatee!
tourist: well it sucks
by Can'tHelpYourself December 06, 2006
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