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Zelal's are known to be very pretty , clever , popular, funny and talented . People around her don't really like her because there jelouse of her talents and her beauty, she also has a great attitude and is very loyal and charming too those around her . Zelal's are also unique and are very socialising ... well many of them ;) they have a great sence of humour and always find a way to make others luagh . They also could get angry easily so if you treat her like shit then YOU BETTER RUN BITCH !! BECUASE YOU FINALLY REACHED HER INNER ANGER ... YOIR FAULT !!
Fake hoe 1 - " wow look at Zelal she's stealing my man !"

Fake hoe 2 - "You must have watched out R.I.P dawg "
Zelal by Cry.. September 27, 2019
zellaa, a renowned trap/femboy on discord. this person usually uses a profile picture of neferpitou from Hunter X Hunter 2011 and has a somewhat playful personality.
Guy 1: "woah! that girl is so hot!"
Guy 2: "that's not a girl, thats zellaa."
zellaa by zellaa July 20, 2021

New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
One of the pretty smart and amazing being
Someone who at a glance seems like a dream
Zalak is a beautiful girl
Zalak by Lucesa January 28, 2017

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

zelazenhooch 

Although not the same in nature, the afforementioned word is indeed related to a gutty zelaz.

You know you have experienced such a happening when you are encountered by a zelaz. Sometime during said encounter you are perhaps politely asked to go smoke blunts in a nearby forest. Unfortunately these promises of free weed only end in an bedeviled way: a zelaz, now wearing either a top hat or pilots hat, will suddenly shapeshift into gay lover mode. Now, with only you in a zelaz's sights, your unfortunate doom inevitably awaits you: fondlage or butt rape.
Man you wont believe what just happened to me. Some gay guy tried to rape me in the forest.. thankfully i got away with some free weed n bogies... goddamn zelazenhooch..
zelazenhooch by db squirtin November 26, 2010