The Wrinkle-Brain Move

Relationship Tactic where you try and hook up and get a relationship with the person who just got out of a relationship. Sad people do this on a regular. These people are usually liked by many people, however when it comes to these terms, they are disliked for sloppy seconds.

Oh my god is Ben trying to use The Wrinkle-Brain Move to get with Robyn?! What a freak!

by Conaill Long February 16, 2021

wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005

wrinkled starfish

Females anus after anal sex, similar to pink sock. This suggests anus sagging with flaps of skin or perhaps hemoroids.

Dude: Did you get her ass?
Homie: I did it so hard I left her with a wrinkled starfish!

by Truckpipe August 21, 2008

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

nut wrinkle

the space between two little flaps of skin on the ball sack that incubates smelly,dirty sweat and leftover cunt drippings for the next person to lick

that britney is about as clean as a nut wrinkle

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007

wunkbunk

A jabberwocky like creature, used to scare refugees by brioche related terrorist movements. Can be held solely responsible for the 9/11 terrorist attack. And the up-coming destruction of the Houses of Parliament.

Tom: 'Hey Phil, wanna go to the curtain factory today?'

Phil: 'No, didn't you hear, it was destroyed by the wunkbunk'

Margaret: 'Excuse me gentlemen, can you not dandy borehole in the park?'

by jonnnnyyy, jonnnn and annnngus October 21, 2013