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Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.
-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!
by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011
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Wildertube

The Wildertube is a section of YouTube containing bizarre videos that nobody has ever heard about, but totally should have. These videos should definitely be shared with everyone.
I was exploring the Wildertube the other day, and I saw a video of the African American gentleman squeezing his body through a cake tin.
by Dragon Cocktail Party January 10, 2012
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wilderbeating

Masturbating while surrounded by a herd of wildebeest.
"Dude, I went on a trip to South Africa and the local tribesman caught me wilderbeating. I was so embarrased."
by Wilderbeater April 11, 2015
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wildernest

A remote locale where something can lay it's head to sleep. Could be human, could be fowl.
The more pine boughs you stack, the more comfortable your wildernest becomes.
by D. Goode July 12, 2016
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wilderbeast ass

A large Ass one that is beautiful and yummie of a woman
Damn she got a wilderbeast ass
by Sexy Sac April 20, 2018
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wilderbeast

A femenist girl who has a lot of hair in her armpit. A wilderbeast needs to also be overweight and have colured hair, must be green, blue, red or purple but can also have the pride color.

They get the name wilderbeast because they are very hairy and screems as soon as someone disagree whit their opinion.
Freind: Omg look at that femenist!
Me: Yeah that's real wilderbeast
by thicnigganobitches September 5, 2019
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Wilderek

Wilderek: he’s a fucking snitch pulls no bitches. Virgin 4L!!!
Random: Wildereks a bitch!!
by Titties101 August 21, 2022
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