Wanky

Super lame or wack.
n. Wankster
v. Wankin

Man, Asanti you are so wanky.

by nerdjunkey May 17, 2008

wankie

My way of saying to wank with some one.

guy1-I'm gunna have a wankie with my gal 2night
guy2- ur lucky u even have a grl...I GT DUMPED WAAAAH
guy1-it's ok,i know a few girls who will have a wankie with anyone!

by OmFg iT's tEjU! June 25, 2008

Wankiness

Generally being a douche bag

Wankiness: When your mate scores a goal in soccer (or something) then proceeds to do a back flip in front of everyone to show how cool he is.

by GGGGS May 4, 2013

wankies

winking seductively while having sex

taffy liked wankies

by that smart asshole June 1, 2016

Wanky

a hanky / handkerchief you use to masturbate with so you don't squirt your cum over yourself and your clothes
It is usually an attractive hanky with a nice pattern and used solely for masturbation to catch your hanky cum

I was thinking about Maria in accounts earlier - she's looking hot today. I got turned on and had to go to the bathroom and get out my wanky

by wanky chiefer October 15, 2010

Wanky

Contraction of the words janky, and wonky. Used when something is just not right.

Trevor: Yo man how's my new haircut?

Mason: Man it just looks a bit wanky...

by gigantic_smelly_toad_toe April 22, 2019

Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.

Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.

by Rumball June 18, 2014