irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

vowelize

to edit an audio clip so that all of
the sounds of the consonants are
removed, leaving only the vowel sounds.
this creates a sort-of "concentrated
melody".

by Quahogs! August 12, 2003

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Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>

Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

The Mob that Hates Vowels

A synonym for YHVH.

Abraham : So what about that Torah? Have you learned anything yet?
Rachel : Fuck you Abe! You know I can’t fight against the Mob that Hates Vowels.

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

vowel ninjas

Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.

Here come the vowel ninjas.

by Ernie McFarles November 9, 2010

vowel obstruction

You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!

I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.

by ElCommissioner September 8, 2019

vowel-challenged

Synonym for LGBTQQ, and anything else that ever gets added to it. See also vowel-deprived.

Let's all work together with the vowel-challenged to fight homophobia.

by TeamHumanSalami August 7, 2018