volume dj

One who turns the volume up and down during music they enjoy, pretending to be a dj. Really annoying.

"Stop it, Bob! You're such a volume dj!"

by Keael May 18, 2006

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

porn volume

Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*

(coming back from listen to a CD) "OOOH YEAHHHH"
"oh fuck, I porn volumed again"

by Rich77 April 4, 2009

volunteering

1)The act of giving of yourself to help others. Often followed by a rush of happiness at knowing you've made a difference, but sometimes frustration occurs at going unappreciated or unacknowledged.
However, many people volunteer tirelessly anyway, not wanting or needing any validation or applause for what they do.
2)What many high school students are forced into doing in order to graduate. (In many schools you must log a certain number of volunteer hours to recieve your diploma.)

1)-"Where were you Saturday?"
-"I was volunteering... tutoring little kids in math."
-"Wasn't it lame?"
-"Not really. They even sorta looked up to me. It was cool."
-"Okay then..."

2) She was volunteering at the library every weekend to log enough community service hours to graduate.

by andriod5 October 4, 2005

volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

volstein

Noun: a thing that is inexplicably funny

The word originated from an episode of the TV show Seinfeld in which a character does not find a New Yorker cartoon funny. She confronts the editor of the New Yorker, and he says that it is "volstein."

That joke is volstein, I have no idea why it's funny.

by BackgroundoftheDream October 17, 2013

volunteer tree

A tree, not planted by human hands, that begins to grow on residential or commercial property. Unlike trees that are brought in and installed on property, volunteer trees usually spring up on their own from seeds placed onto the ground by natural causes or accidental transport by people. Normally, volunteer trees are considered weeds and removed, but many desirable and attractive specimens have gone on to become permanent residents on many public and private grounds.

The beautiful, giant Red Maple comfortably shielded Claire from the sun as she sat on her back porch. It was nearly 55 years ago that the maple started life as a volunteer tree in her backyard, growing from the soil where a small wooden shed once stood.

by PerverseWriter July 26, 2009