visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Vismita

Vismita is the sweetest and cutest girl you'll probably ever find. Talented and cute, she's one amazing person. A heart of gold, ready to help those in need. A slice of heaven and hell in one, one might say.

"Hey who's that hottie there?"
"Oh her? She's Vismita bruh"

by Can I have your mom's no? November 22, 2021

ass visit

Formal synonym for booty call.

I went to my ex-boyfriend's house for an ass visit.

by LLynn December 16, 2007

Divine Visit

God's purpose of rewarding or punishing people for their deeds.

Are you expecting a divine visit? Work, you slug!

by eyjentjim February 27, 2017

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

electrical visit

When a person who has died comes back to pay a visit to someone they loved using electricity as a vehicle.

Yes of course that was my father paying me another electrical visit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

by Mr C. December 11, 2003