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Northern Virginia Girls

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018
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Virginiaty

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.
Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.
by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014
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virginia haymaker

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face
She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts
by Xavier Edwards March 11, 2019
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Leave Virginia

Regina: Did Katie leave Virginia yet?
Gretchen: I don't know, but she sure has her bags packed.
by AVanWhoreton February 12, 2018
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West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone
by dirty harold January 20, 2019
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West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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Virginia Dipper

When the male inserts his penis into the females ear and then proceeds thrusting in and out with a grizzly dip in his lip. After going at it for 30 minutes take you penis out and insert it in her nostrils. This May hurt the female but who gives a shit this is what they are for.
"Last night I gave a Virginia Dipper to your mother"
by LargeDingDong34 December 1, 2014
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