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Vehicular Rape

When the velocity or force of the vehicle you are driving is greater than or equal to the vehicle directly in front of you-so much so that the front-most vehicle is pulled into a street racing type draft, causing the driver of the car to forcefully use his breaks.
When I was driving home, I committed vehicular rape on the crown vic. infront of me.
by Tegan B. June 9, 2008
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Vehicular Tourettes

Uncontrollable tic experienced by the driver of car that causes the driver to perform innappropriate driving functions.
Signaling as you approach a curve in the road, turning windshield wipers on for a sunny day, blowing the horn for no reason whatsoever, stopping the car and shutting it off without putting it in park.
Girl: Why'd you blow the horn? There's not another vehicle within 5 miles!
Boy: I don't know!
Girl: You must have a bad case of vehicular Tourettes!
by L'michael September 8, 2011
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Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)
Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"
by ChrisTheHeartGuy August 9, 2019
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Vehicular Hypochondria

A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.
Sane Human Being: Why are you giving away all of your earthly possessions and digging a large hole in the ground in front of a tombstone with your name on it?

Vehicular Hypochondriac: Well, my check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
by MikeMikeMikeJimJim April 9, 2010
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Vehicular Nomicide

1) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus in a car

2) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus on a person who is operating a moving vehicle.
You wouldn't believe how far it fit down her throat; on the way to the club last night; it was pure Vehicular Nomicide.
by Shadynommer November 21, 2010
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hitting and killing a bird with a car (or other vehicle)
On my way to work this morning, I committed vehicular ornithological homicide. That bird I hit is now spattered all over the road and I have feathers in my grill.
by Stepmom43 October 23, 2012
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vehicular terrorism

This attack is made by terrorist or a wannabe terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
Vehicular terrorism is the most dumbest thing a terrorist ever pulled!!!!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 11, 2017
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