A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
by Stefo July 27, 2006
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Fans of the vamps are very close we are all one big family or vamily. We look out for each other like a family.
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My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.
by Veronica10 March 22, 2009
Get the Vanilla Prep mug.(n.) - A vanilla dom, sometimes referred to as a “vanilla top” or “vanilla dom top,” is a dominant subtype in the BDSM lexicon. It’s usually associated withIn the gay male community, but not exclusively. Vanilla doms are generally characterized by sexual arousal and identity related to dominant behavior, sexual top position and traditional sexual roles within the gender binary. What makes them unique to the broader LGBT/BDSM community is their openness to monogamy and trend to a more heteronormative approach to relationships and life. They’re generally attracted submissive, smooth, younger partners. While it’s not absolute, generally they avoid classic (clamps, paddles, chains) BDSM gear, multiple partners, circuit parties, PNP, etc. Often they are high earners and avoid drugs and alcohol and value fitness, health and industriousness.
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Get the vanilla dom mug.The uncircumsized penis of a caucasion male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Doug picked up a chick at the bar and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Vanilla Push Pop until he blew his load.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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