A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
Get the Nut Ushersmug. Usher is a kind,funny, and goofy. Have a lot of cousins because his generation can’t do 2 years without bussin a nut , and that’s why usher have a big fat cock.and love girl with big Titties
by Vlone.usher November 21, 2021
Get the Ushermug. They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed
by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019
Get the Leo Usher and Barney Raymug. by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018
Get the Ushersmug. The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.
by Big savage October 12, 2011
Get the Cock Ushermug. When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos
by Richard (big dick) smoker May 30, 2023
Get the usher puddlesmug. A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug.