A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug. by Magma Man April 28, 2022
Get the The Ushermug. Usher is a kind,funny, and goofy. Have a lot of cousins because his generation can’t do 2 years without bussin a nut , and that’s why usher have a big fat cock.and love girl with big Titties
by Vlone.usher November 21, 2021
Get the Ushermug. sliding on your knees to grab someone as popularized by Usher in the music video for There goes my baby in which he slides across the floor and kinda hugs his girl. Just watch the video if you dk.
by singittothetuneof March 5, 2025
Get the Pulling a ushermug. Verb: in 8ball/pool - to place your inner thigh on the edge of the table in a slight thrusting/thirst trap motion to reach across for a wide shot, especially if going on the other side (for a closer/easier shot in thought) means using your non-dominant hand.
by gv_86 September 20, 2025
Get the Usher The Tablemug. 
a guy who is totally 100% NOT a lolicon. he is not a lolicon whatsoever. whatever you do, do not assume he is a lolicon because he most definitely is NOT. he is also NOT a child predator. usher is a very nice guy who talks to you a lot over text, but does not speak to you in person smh.
by thisisnotusher April 7, 2022
Get the Ushermug.