unlucky jeff 

A guy with a beat up car that doesn't like to hangout and eats too many snowballs and cheats at uno. Can be a dick. Always needs to be right, but sometimes funny and can take a joke. But he can be a joke too.

Did you see that guy spill his snowball while pushing his car? Hes such an unlucky jeff

unlucky jeff by bear and the scientist July 14, 2017

unlucky night

A night in which a guy or chick is looking to hook up but the opportunity doesn't present itself, for one reason or another.

I was dying to hook up last night, and tried all the usual places but nobody decent was available. What an unlucky night.

unlucky night by brownwings May 24, 2011

Unlucky Xavier

A all male gay foursome

You see those guys who can't look at each other, ya that's cause they had an unlucky Xavier last night.

Unlucky Xavier by Dick Rickman August 12, 2017

UnLUCKY Bastard! 

A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.

He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.

Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.

UnLUCKY Bastard! by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

Unlucky charms 

Wizard sleeves on a girl that taste terrible they are not magically delicious.

Don't go down on Julie she has unlucky charms.

Unlucky charms by Evillekat December 14, 2010

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome 

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome by JaredKere June 18, 2009

Unlucky Kentucky

Said when something ebarrassing or unfortunate (but not seriously) happens so someone.
Often accompanied by gently tapping your own cheeks.

Teacher: Bob come to the front of the class.

Bob: *stands up*
Simon: *Tapping cheeks* Unlucky Kentucky
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Bob: Your Face!
Hard Guy: Your Mum!
Spectators: Unlucky Kentucky!

Unlucky Kentucky by LouieMai November 15, 2010