Trainable

Formerly known as a retard, mongloid, or mouth breather. One that is retarded or mentally slow.

Look at that little yellow schoolbus full of trainables.

by Tim Norton December 6, 2003

trainable

Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.
Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.

"Dan, you're such a trainable"
"I'm not trainable!"
"AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"

by J. P. Killham February 14, 2004

twainiac

A former student of the mark twain school, which featured grades 7 through 12 and offered kids who were coded as emotionally disturbed (nutty) a place to run amok with other such unbalanced and often dangerous fools. The school is located in rockville Maryland next to a large forest area. Staff members often restrained students physically then went home and masturbated to the memory of it. Mark Twain would be the last place you might want you're child to end up unless you were grooming them for a circus side show act.

That child just beat up that other child with a trash can, i think they might send him to Mark twain, what a twainiac he will be indeed!

by truth fan November 4, 2009

Tawina

Tawina refers to an extremely cool, sexy gyal. Trust me. ;)

Tawina get yo fine ass ova here now!

by T-I-double-grr-ER! May 27, 2003

Shania Twain

The only country music you can listen to without throwing up.

Shania is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice and is married to AC/DC producer Mutt Lange.

Shania plays guitar, sings, and writes all her own music. Her songs are upbeat and not like average depressing country music.

by Ana October 8, 2004

Twain Wreck

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'

by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011

trainaholic

A person who constantly trains for hours everyday in his or her sport so they can become the very best

Tim hasn't left practice yet! I think he may be a trainaholic.

by Tom Hunkley July 6, 2015