thatch

A really hairy twat.

Damn, she's got a thatch!!

by Keeri January 9, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

Former Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Synonyms: bitch, conservative, evil, failure, warmonger, nazi
Antonyms: sensible, liberal, decent, success, peace, prosperity

Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands
Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty's forces are coming

The song "Sheep Farming in the Falklands" by Crass is about the Falklands War, and how Margaret Thatcher is a warmongering bitch.

by streetlightmanifesto28 August 25, 2009

thatchel

Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes.

Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a thatchel so that we can burn your in-laws at the stake."

Uses for a thatchel include (but are not limited to) the following:
-roofing your 3rd world home
-beaver damns
-nesting
-fuel

by Cirque June 11, 2006

teatchang

Teatchang is the most funniest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Her sense of humour will bright up anybody’s day. People like Paige don’t understand when it’s time to stop bragging about the Chinese food they had for dinner. Teatchang’s are the most baddest people around and are vegetarians. Teatchangs are kind, caring and love everybody around them ( except for deng’s )

“ omg is her name Teatchang because she’s really nice and caring “

“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing “

by Tee-bag June 12, 2018

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

Pubic Thatch

Thick, coarse pubic hair.

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Twatching

Tweet watching. Basically a twitter stalker.

James: My ex keep on twatching. Its so annoying.

by Twatching March 5, 2015