7 definitions by Tee-bag
When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
by Tee-bag May 17, 2009
Teatchang is the most funniest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. Her sense of humour will bright up anybody’s day. People like Paige don’t understand when it’s time to stop bragging about the Chinese food they had for dinner. Teatchang’s are the most baddest people around and are vegetarians. Teatchangs are kind, caring and love everybody around them ( except for deng’s )
“ omg is her name Teatchang because she’s really nice and caring “
“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing “
“ hey, Teatchang let’s go to the homeless shelter to shelter to give free food and warm clothing “
by Tee-bag June 3, 2018
by Tee-bag June 18, 2008
The capacity or power of a person to convince you to go to the gym, or more commonly to crap out and not go.
We joined the gym together, but it turns out she's a bad gymfluence and we never go.
She told me she'd rather go for a drink than go to the gym. She's such a bad gymfluence.
She told me she'd rather go for a drink than go to the gym. She's such a bad gymfluence.
by Tee-bag May 23, 2008
An individual who, while engaged in foreplay, has the ability to give focused attention to more than one breast at a time.
by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
Any automobile used to transport you to, or from a location, that is driven by your mother. The trip is usually accompanied by some mild embarrassment.
by Tee-bag July 23, 2008
A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.
I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.
by Tee-bag May 25, 2008