post-traveling depression

The all consuming pain that takes over your life when you return home after traveling for a long period of time. The feeling that something is missing or something is wrong. It is a devastating, depressing fase in your life, that will very likely be one of the hardest things you have to go through.

The feeling of not belonging and always missing little pieces of your heart is something you have to learn to live with.

P1 "my life doesn't make any sense, I don't feel comfortable in my own home"
P2 "wow, that sounds horrible"
P1 "yeah, I'm having a post-traveling depression"

by LeonoraChristina January 16, 2016

time traveling

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.

After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.

by Lar January 1, 2006

trailing green

To fart. In the old Pepe LePew cartoons, his stench was symbolized by a green trail coming from his backside. When you pass gas, you are trailing green.

"Guys...we need to leave the room. I'm trailing green."

by Fatty B December 10, 2006

traveling hobbyist

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.

With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.

by CAPSLOCKWILLHELPMEGETLAID June 20, 2019

time traveling

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

by Getz December 23, 2003

Trailing

Slang for smoking the prescription drug Oxycontin. The drug is smoked by splitting up the pill, usually in fourths, then placing a piece on foil. The pill is then slid slowing down the foil while following it underneath with a lighter. The smoke or gas released is then sucked up with some sort of straw. A black trail is left on the foil where the drug was being lit hence the name "trailing."

"Lets go trail some oxy brah."

"We're trailing the rest of that bottle tonight."

by SilentJ3737 July 9, 2009

Snail Trailing

When a woman where's no underwear. Referring to the silver "snail trail" she will leave on places she sits.

"The boys are in for a treat tonight, I'm snail trailing!"

by DJ-Chuckles November 6, 2009