transparent hypocrisy

the intentional misrepresentation (or uncanny delusion) that you are supposedly being transparent

Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);

- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill

by op_position February 5, 2010

Transparenthood

(n.) The state, position, or relation of a horrible parent charading as a successful parent, regardless of the obvious truth.

Your kids are all well dressed criminals due to your transparenthood, you hypocritical idiot.

by Belthazarus March 15, 2010

Transfire

A combination of the words "transfer" and "fire". It basically means that your boss transfers you to a different department that will then fire you, so that he/she does not have to.

I usually flip burgers, then Mcdonald's asked me to be a cashier, I think this is a transfire.

by dickfitzentite July 18, 2009

Transparent

When someone of white heritage participates in extreme white behaviour that they are no longer considered white but are transparent. This is because not all white people participate in extreme white behaviours (such as not seasoning their food) , those who do surpass the level to be considered white and now enter the stage of transparency.

Mum: "you alright babe"

Emma: "Mum i'm pregnant"

Mum: " who knocked you up then you saucy cow"

Emma : "Jim"

Mum : "aint that ya cousin"

Emma : "yeah i love him"

Mum : " aw tell me all about it i'll put the kettle on"

Emma: " yeah thats how it happened "

Mum: " omg i cant wait to tell me brother we are sharing a grandchild"

This is considered extreme white behaviour , those who participate in these activities and similar activities no longer fit the criteria of being a ordinary white individual, they are now transparent.

by i tell the truth believe me May 30, 2018

transparents

the father act like a mother, and mother act like a father .

oh dude !! why your parents look like that ? that is so funny !!
Your mother wearing your father clothes, and your father wearing your mother clothes !!!!!

that dude says : yea man cuz I have a transparents !!

by bashaxp January 18, 2015

telephically transmited desease

When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.

Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?

by Clodoh July 19, 2009

Transparency

Having a mother and father who both had sex reassignment surgery and then stayed married to each other.

I’m a victim of transparency. I’m not sure who is my mom and who is my dad.

by Randspan October 4, 2018