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ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex
Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.
by Willy9292 January 4, 2007
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pie taster

Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 28, 2007
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Ring Tosser

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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testers

New stash, line up for testers.
by Jim King December 17, 2004
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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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ToasterVille

ToasterVille is a location where the ElfishToast kind use to live in harmony. After they were overpowered the survivors were tracked down and slain except for one. After many many years there was The Great Toaster war where the last survivor was able to reclaim ToasterVille. Unfortunately all that remained were the crumbles of a broken down kingdom. With the support of others the last ElfishToast was able to renew the land, construction is still ongoing as of today but within time it is said that ToasterVille may grow to be the strongest kingdom of all.
Did you hear that the ElfishToast allied with ya know who to reclaim ToasterVille? It is said that with that alliance in place nothing can stop them!
by ElfishToast May 16, 2021
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skin toaster

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
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