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The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out
clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!
by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024
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Government Shutdown

Isn't it crazy that they can just sit there and allow a mentally retarded contractor steal my shit so I have to keep working... And the shut down the Government so THEY don't have to work! So they don't have to ARREST A LITERAL CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING.
Hym "So the Republicans are covering for pedophiles while a mental retard absconds with my work. If you think these people are going to do anything other than replace you with the AI I created (which they are already doing) and you are more concerned with dragging me down with you than what's going to happen after they replace ME. If they are going to replace the AI creating genius, even if it means they have to sacrifice your kids, then they are going to replace you next. Why wait till September? What's in September? Nothing. The government shutdown is bullshit. They let your idiot kids weaponizes schizophrenia and get themselves kill after reading everything I wrote, as I wrote it. Ignoring my warning, my moral argument, and my legal argument entirely. Now, they let Epstein and HIS FRIENDS (Whoever THEY are I don't know WHO was FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN but his friends fuck kids) molest kids and now they are helping his friends get away with it. All because you have no ability to make them do anything about anything! They don't even have to warn you if your little girl is about to down in a flood! THEY MAKE US WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES BUT DON'T HAVE TO DO THEIR JOB... AT ALL! And they get away with it because if you're not going to grab your gun, go to Mike Johnsons house and avenge your drowned daughter the who gives a shit!? Right?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
mugGet the Government Shutdownmug.

jetAurora shutdown

A type of shutdown when a few HRs or executive staff resign from the roblox group then the whole group shuts down.
av.warehouse just committed jetAurora shutdown
by sprice7X March 17, 2021
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Graceful shutdown

When an IT student drinks so much Jaloviina that they pass out cold.
Jaakko had a Graceful shutdown at 11PM
by R3tr0_-_xXx November 5, 2020
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Shutdown Tek

Taking troll behavior and adding your own name to it as if you invented it and made it good and/or acceptable

Going on another content creator's stream and playing games with them to use their content as your own without permission and claiming that it's a collab for clout
They shutdown tek'd my twitch clip

The randoms threw and shutdown tek'd during the ray fight
by nomomma September 8, 2022
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Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
mugGet the Government Shutdownmug.

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