Teacher

A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.

by OneRaven March 16, 2012

Teacher

1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want

1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!

by you only live once so fuck it May 29, 2019

Bitch Teacher

1.A teacher who is a total bitch.

2.A very common form of teacher, most commonly associated with math or literacy.

wow man my teacher is a total Bitch Teacher.

by Chuck Brason June 5, 2010

Teach me how to Bucky

Am amazing remix of "Teach me how to dougie" made by Wisconsin Badgers. the song is actually much better, if you want to see the video, google it. it was put together by students and demonstrates Badger superiority in the Big Ten!

Girl: Can you teach me how to dougie?
UW Student: No, but I can Teach you how to Bucky.
Girl: Even better! I can't wait for you to teach me how to bucky!! all my friends at Minnesota will be so jealous!

by UWBadgers October 21, 2011

dumb ass teacher

Someone who yells a lot and takes your phone for no reason when everybody else has theirs. also someone who is a irrational thinker and easily gets angry and violent. Stupid hoe that has no life.

That is a dumb ass teacher.

by jbjt November 14, 2018

teacher bitch

a teacher who is jealous of her own students' talent and gives them sorry grades because she is bitter about still teaching high school.

or-

a teacher who dislikes a student for reasons of her own b/c she is a fat bitch and the student is clearly more attractive than her and keeps the student from going on competitions by illegally taking ONE grade for a nine weeks period.

Mrs. Dobbins is a stupid teacher bitch, who has no talent of her own and can't stand it when a student is better than her.

by rf131286 October 21, 2008

Tachy Goes To Coventry

A term used by vBulletin forum software to define its 'global ignore list'. Administrators of a forum can choose to put a user on this list. Their posts can be viewed by themselves, but all other users do not see their posts on the forum.

Forum Administrator: I think we need to Tachy Goes To Coventry that user already.

by benzoenator April 14, 2008